10. You can pretend you’re smarter than EMT’s

9. You can park anywhere

8. Nobody questions you when you’re in restricted areas

7. You get to poke needles into people

6. There’s no shortage of brain cell deficient humans (job security)

5. You get to hang out with attractive nurses and doctors

4. You can drive how you always wanted to ( with lights & sirens)

3. You know what Reeeaaaally hurts

2. You can critique TV and movie paramedics and annoy your friends

1. You get to play with the lights and sirens